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The Chantry teaches us that it is the hubris of cishets which brought the Dragon Age fandom into our world. The cishets had sought to usurp LGBT+ representation. But instead, they destroyed it. They were cast out, twisted and cursed by their own corruption. They returned as monsters, the first of the Dragon Age fandom. They became a blight upon the lands, unstoppable and relentless.

The Equal Love and Bi!Cass mods were the first to fall. And from the nexus, the cishets drove at us again and again, until finally we neared annihilation… until the SJWs came. Men and women from every race, warriors and mages, barbarians and kings, the SJWs sacrificed everything to stem the tide of darkness, and prevailed.

It has been four centuries since that victory, and we have kept our vigil. We have watched and waited for the Dragon Age fandom to return. But those, who once called us heroes, have forgotten. We are few now, and our warnings have been ignored for too long. It may even be too late, for I have seen with my own eyes what lies upon the horizon… 

Maker help us all…

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